Ewwwwww
We've all been in the situation, caught short at work and you really really really need to go .. so off you trot to the cubicle - to be greeted with the greatest stink you've ever had the misfortune to encounter! Still, you put up with it, hold your breath and try to conduct your business and get out as quick as you possibly can!
So why is it then, that whenever that happens - as you're leaving, someone goes into the cubicle straight after you and you know damn well they're going to think that you've left the hideous smell that's also going to hit them when they enter it!
So tempting to say "It wasn't me!!" - yet somehow that admission of innocence, makes you sound guilty!
So why is it then, that whenever that happens - as you're leaving, someone goes into the cubicle straight after you and you know damn well they're going to think that you've left the hideous smell that's also going to hit them when they enter it!
So tempting to say "It wasn't me!!" - yet somehow that admission of innocence, makes you sound guilty!
posted by Nigel at
4:03:00 pm
10 Comments:
Stop talking shit lol
By
Paul, at February 09, 2006 5:58 pm
Well, dunno about you - your cubicles obviously smell like a cool breeze blowing across a summer meadow. lol.
By
Nigel, at February 09, 2006 6:10 pm
It was a pun, 'stop talking shit', get it? eh? eh? lol
By
Paul, at February 09, 2006 10:57 pm
Argh, too many Pauls taking the piss! lol.
Sadly, abandoning the first cubicle to choose another, usually doesn't work as they all smell like that .. Dirty bastards! lol
By
Nigel, at February 10, 2006 6:07 pm
Taking the piss? I thought leaving the shit was the problem lol
By
Paul, at February 11, 2006 11:56 am
Not when you see the puddles on the marble .. lol
By
Nigel, at February 11, 2006 12:09 pm
Shit hot lol ... Well, it is steaming usually :)
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Nigel, at February 11, 2006 9:48 pm
Should be lucky it's just piss they leave on the tile floor of your lavs. In our works bogs, there was a turd of humungous proportion dripping off the side of the seat the one time.
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Paul, at February 12, 2006 11:53 am
Nah, it's physically impossible to walk into the ladies, due to the smell of tripe lol I aint kidding, could smell it from my desk the one time. Dirty bitches.
By
Paul, at February 12, 2006 10:29 pm
Nope lol Still, could be worse .. at least they're not throwing pieces of used toilet roll out from the cubicles, 'eh Nige? :oP
By
Paul, at February 14, 2006 5:36 pm
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